#0005 - Night Slashers - 1994 - Arcade - Data East - Beat 'em Up

Seriously, this is what video games used to be about. It's hard to think of a genre that's more dead and gone than the side-scrolling beat 'em up, but in the late 1980's and early 90's they were super popular - Data East and Capcom alone must have cranked out about a hundred each for the arcades and home consoles: Final Fight, Double Dragon, Dungeons and Dragons. Later in the decade, a little studio called Treasure reached a climax of gameplay depth and innovation with Guardian Heroes for the Sega Saturn, but after that it became clear that there wasn't much wind left in the genre's sails. Versus fighters had won the arcades and 3D was starting to loom over the home market.

It's hard to really put God of War, Devil May Cry, and Bayonetta in the same category. 3D changes the formula too much to retain any of the feel of the retro arcade originals, and the new focus on character progression is certainly the antithesis of the arcade philosophy. In that sense, I think it's fair to repeat that the beat 'em up is dead. Thanks to technology, however, we can say in the same breath "long live the beat 'em up".

Really the best place to get your groove on with some old-school bruising is with a MAME emulator. That's how this started for me - I was browsing around and saw that CoinOps Reignite had gotten support for Night Slashers from R4 onwards - I believe the very first emulator on Xbox to do so. I'd been waiting for the OpenBoR imitation project Night Slashers X to get ported, but after two years of waiting and with the original suddenly avaliable I couldn't say no. They're all the way up to R10 now on CoinOps (officially called X - confusing enough?) - search around on Snesorama and you should be able to find the thread.

It'd been a long time since I'd played the arcade cabinet. Years, in fact, and if I'd forgotten anything it was definitely how massive the sprites were. The game is gorgeous and the hand-drawn animations are detailed. It was those little touches and that larger-than-life scale that used to make arcade games stand out from the home consoles, and I have to say it put a smile back on my face. With my most recent experience on beat 'em ups being Streets of Rage 3, the three-character selection on Night Slashers is a little restricting but at least all the choices are fun.

You've can select a brawny American cyborg, a lightweight Japanese chick, and a middle-ground dandy-man with a good balance of speed and power. The cast of enemies is an eclectic mix of every horror trope out there: vampires, werewolves, zombies, marionnetes. Name it and it's there, with huge amounts of gore and blood in the Japanese revision or the typical "sweat" for the US and European gamers. What's funny was that I played this as a kid I thought that the white junk was intestines, guts, bile, and brain matter - making it just as awesomely gross for me and my friends as buckets of plasma.

To be honest it's hard not to become nostalgic when you play Night Slashers. It represents an approach to gamemaking that is only really replicated in the indie and arcade titles on XBLA and PSN - an approach that obviously doesn't favor story or features or depth, and really doesn't focus on gameplay too much either. I mean face it - Night Slashers is pretty simple compared to Guardian Heroes. But what it does right is just giving you a ton of action from the getgo. You can enjoy yourself without any investment (well, on an emulator at least) and without any commitment - there's no tutorial, no difficulty curve, no noobie-friendly stages. Just pedal-to-the-metal right out of the starting gate - a junk food fix in a video game format.

In a generation that is obsessed more than ever with an hour-long front end before you're really set loose inside the game world, Night Slashers is a retro beam of light that just treats you like an adult and dumps you into what matters without holding your hand. I respect that, and I wish more games today would cut the babysitting and bring the pain.